If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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