Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
