I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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