what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
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the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
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We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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