Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
