She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
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So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
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YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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