the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
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Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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