I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Fuck appropriateness.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
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Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
A bitchslap is in order.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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