Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
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Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
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She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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