32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
it hurts more in the daytime
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
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I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
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They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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