i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
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No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
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I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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