What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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