Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
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Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
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Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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