Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
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i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
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I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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