you have to choose: penises or morals?
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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