shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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