I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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