put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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