that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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