The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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