I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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