mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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