Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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