ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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