How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
wow bdsm is so cute
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