Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
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They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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