Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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