can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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