i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
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Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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