I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
this just has baby written all over it
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
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We're using joints as your birthday candles
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
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I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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