So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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