You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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