fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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