I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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