No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
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