Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
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we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
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You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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