We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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