that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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