Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
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A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
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she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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