He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
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I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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