I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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