I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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