I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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