So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
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he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
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I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
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