I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
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And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
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when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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