I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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