I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
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What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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