1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
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He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
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Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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