I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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