Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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