Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
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