Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Apparently you make a good broom.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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