Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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