I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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