Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
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Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
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How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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